You sordid button on the right,
Painful when you’re a grey furuncle
I dreamed of you all of last night,
Orange you look less carbuncle
So ‘Fan’ to ‘Fan’, we fan the flames
Press ‘Like’ on WordPress Reader
I must admit I am ashamed
Of being a certified flame feeder
All these ‘likes’ make my heart squeal
In delight, do cartwheels and sing.
Although the blasted stats reveal
No one had read a thing.